trolling

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: im an oracle, ask me anything.
Stranger: How may I cure my headache, oh esteemed oracle?
You: get a pain-killer, or go to sleep, or fuck someone.
You: what else?
Stranger: But... fucking makes it worse!
Stranger: It's blood pressure.
Stranger: Are you sure you're an oracle?
You: really?
You: yes, that's why i never had sex.
You: so, do you have another question?
Stranger: Well, sex is great if you don't have a headache.
Stranger: Um, yes!
You: what?
Stranger: I cannot wake as early as I wish, despite alarms. How may I remedy this problem, oh esteemed oracle?
You: you should stop going on omegle and sleep earlier.
Stranger: Truly, you are wise.
You: and you don't need to call me esteemed oracle.
Stranger: Oh, ok... er... um, Banana Fanta Bear.
You: you may call me deep thought
Stranger: *gasp*
Stranger: Aren't you supposed to be watching your favorite television show?
You: i am doing that too
Stranger: If only Arthur had met you when you were so adept at multitasking!
You: but as i am the ssecond most clever computer on the universe, i multitask.
You: yes, i know.
You: any more questions?
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: I shall take advantage of this timely fortune.
Stranger: What is... the question?
You: that's a job for the earth to find out. I just can't, that's why i invented the other computer.
Stranger: Oh, damn.
You: yes.
Stranger: Well... when will my bathwater be hot?
You: when you turn it on hot.
Stranger: But it IS on hot, Deep Thought!
Stranger: I suppose I already knew the answer to that question...
You: yes, you are wasting your time.
You: you have the opportunity to speak to me and aren't enjoying it in a propper way.
Stranger: Indeed.
Stranger: Phaw!
Stranger: Why do you speak with a female voice?
Stranger: And despite being the second-most intelligent computer in the world, why don't you use correct linguistic syntax?
You: because it's calmer. I couldn't do the calmer voice (Morgan Freeman's) because that was an error on my voice circuits.
You: and i don't use it because i am too busy watching my favourite tv show to worry about correct linguistic syntax.
You: by the way, *calmest
Stranger: However, did you not just state that a being such as yourself is more than capable of multitasking?
Stranger: (I agree)
You: i am.
Stranger: Haha, good show!
Stranger: Farewell, DT. I wish you luck on your Earth project.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.